Salty Heifer

“Don’t Be a Salty Heifer” Women’s T-Shirt – Stay Sassy, Not Salty!

Some people bring the sugar, some bring the spice… and then there are the salty heifers. But not you—you’re here to serve looks and life lessons with this hilarious tee that’s as comfy as it is cheeky. Made from ultra-soft fabric (because sass should never be scratchy), this shirt is perfect for telling the world to moo-ve along with their negativity.

Features:

✅ Soft Enough for All-Day Attitude – Because comfort should never be salty

✅ A Built-in Warning Label – Saves you the trouble of explaining your vibe

✅ Pairs Perfectly with Jeans, Boots & Zero Tolerance for Drama

So throw it on, own your sass, and remind the world: Kindness is cool, but being a salty heifer? Not so much.