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Gulf of America 2
Gulf of America 2
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Gulf of America T-Shirt – Because Geography Is Just a Suggestion
Introducing the “Gulf of America” T-shirt—a bold statement for those who believe that borders are flexible and names are negotiable. Why settle for the Gulf of Mexico when you can proudly wear a shirt that rebrands it with unapologetic flair?
Features:
- Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort during spirited debates.
- Eye-catching design that sparks conversations and possibly minor international incidents.
- Available in sizes that fit patriots of all shapes and opinions.
Wear It When:
- Attending geography class reunions to challenge old textbooks.
- Hosting backyard barbecues where maps are optional.
- Celebrating holidays that may or may not be recognized by traditional atlases.
This T-shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a movement—a comfortable, cotton-based movement. Join the ranks of those who dare to question cartography and embrace the “Gulf of America” with open arms and well-dressed torsos.
Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited geography lessons and passionate discussions about continental boundaries. Wear responsibly.
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