Buttered Biscuits

Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous sass, dramatic showdowns, and an uncontrollable urge to put people in their place—Southern style. Whether you’re calling out a troublemaker, laying down the law, or just letting the world know you’ve had enough, this ultra-soft, attitude-packed shirt has your back (literally).

Made from fabric smoother than fresh-churned butter, it’s perfect for those who serve up sweet tea with a side of sarcasm. So go ahead—strut your stuff, tip your hat, and remind folks that when you say bless your heart, you don’t always mean it.